I woke up yesterday feeling like a practice round. I text Dick to invite him out. He says he’s heading out to Rockburn and we could play at high noon. Apparently it was a work day at the teeless wonderland where the locals were actually installing…tees!

Before we can begin playing Dick has to make a pizza run for the workers. Since Dick refuses to do any actual physical labor he gets to buy pizza for the workers and steal a slice for himself as a “sponsor”.

As we prepare to tee off on #1 I ask Dick if he had one or two slices. His answer is three.

Hole #2: Dick picks up a fourth slice of pizza.

Hole #7: Dick pulls a throw ahead.

Hole #8: Dick by 2 throws.

Hole #9: YDGH ties it up.

Hole #10: Dick by one.

Hole #11: Dick by two.

Hole #12: Dick by three and we come across this…

Hole #14: I park the hole for a deuce. Dick is off to the right. He has go low to try and run the basket.

He fails, but manages to make his 25′er for a three…

Dick by two…

On Hole #15 Dick says he wants to get a shot of me teeing off. Here’s his photo effort:

A little late on the trigger but he picks up another throw to lead by 3.

Hole #16: After his drive Dick decides to play left handed. I pick up 2 throws. Dick by 1.

Hole #17: Dick makes a long turnover putt to go up by 2 throws.

Game, set and match.